An Open Letter to Cyndi Lauper From Her Parents’ Neighbor
Jul24

An Open Letter to Cyndi Lauper From Her Parents’ Neighbor

Dear Cyndi, Just who in the hell do you think you are??? Taking phone calls at odd hours of the night? Coming home after the sun comes up? Showing disdain towards your mother and father because they voiced their concerns about what’s going on in your life? I get that “girls just want to have fun,” but your parents just want to have a little respect from their daughter. If you were living under my roof, well, you’d have been gone...

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‘How I Sleep at Night’ by Sean Hannity
Jun27

‘How I Sleep at Night’ by Sean Hannity

The number-one question that liberal fascists ask me is, “How do you sleep at night, Sean Hannity?” Finally, after thirty years of being a champion for the people of the United States of America and the right wing all across the airwaves, I will tell you how I sleep at night. Then you may see that you and I aren’t so different. Normally when I get home I head to my garage, which houses my workshop. Before being a radio host, I worked...

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8 Obsolete Technologies My Rich Roommate Trent Swears Are Making a Comeback
Mar26

8 Obsolete Technologies My Rich Roommate Trent Swears Are Making a Comeback

Since the vinyl resurgence of the early 2000’s, people have been curious to see which obsolete technology would become cool again, so I sat down with my rich roommate Trent, a man who always has his finger on the pulse of what is hip because he has the money to buy whatever he wants. Here is his list: Eight-Tracks Look Trent, not every archaic music format is going to be vinyl. Eight-tracks were discontinued because they...

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