I Would Like to Return These Christmas Shoes
Dec13

I Would Like to Return These Christmas Shoes

Hi, this is really embarrassing, but I’d like to return these Christmas shoes. This is crazy but apparently, last Christmas, my son might have made up a story about me dying in order to get them. Then, someone wrote a song about it. I know. I. Am. Mortified. Oh you heard the song? Okay great. Everyone in the store has heard the song too? Wow, this is worse than I imagined. No, no, no I’m not dying – very much alive –...

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