Hi, this is really embarrassing, but I’d like to return these Christmas shoes. This is crazy but apparently, last Christmas, my son might have made up a story about me dying in order to get them. Then, someone wrote a song about it. I know. I. Am. Mortified. Oh you heard the song? Okay great. Everyone in the store has heard the song too? Wow, this is worse than I imagined. No, no, no I’m not dying – very much alive – ha-ha. We don’t know what came over him. The doctor said it might have been an attention thing, but we’re…
Author: Kelly Sater
Kelly Sater
Kelly Sater's unique voice has appeared on the front pages of Huffington Post Comedy, CollegeHumor.com and ScaryMommy.com as well as in Time Out New York Magazine. Kelly’s jokes have been heard on radio stations across the country and she is a finalist for the 2017 writer’s mentorship at Full Frontal With Samantha Bee. You can see her sketch team every month at The Pit in New York or at www.kellymolloysater.com.