Apoca-luscious! Beauty Trends for This Nuclear Winter
Jan18

Apoca-luscious! Beauty Trends for This Nuclear Winter

“Do not use conditioner in your hair because it will bind radioactive material to your hair, keeping it from rinsing out easily.” – Ready.gov, “During a Nuclear Blast” What’s hot this season, besides our smoldering cities? Never fear, we’ve got the scoop! Right now it’s all about comfortable chic – light layers and day-to-night looks that fit your lifestyle, whether you’re sheltering in place or...

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The Top 5 Tips for Your Gender Reveal Party, a Totally Not Creepy Thing
Nov29

The Top 5 Tips for Your Gender Reveal Party, a Totally Not Creepy Thing

It’s almost time to see  –  what’s it going to be? An ambitious little he, or a bossy little she? What’s in store for your your bundle of joy? Will it be hair bows or bow ties? Glitter or guns? Earning seventy-seven cents on the dollar or dying early of a stroke? Finding out is a joyful moment that you’ll definitely want to share with family, friends, Carol from your car pool – the list goes on! Here are some ideas to make...

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Stay WOOOOOKE
Jul06

Stay WOOOOOKE

So while you were distracted by the president’s latest tweet, I hope you know your state attorney generals went and sold your Social Security numbers for Candy Crush points. And while you were distracted by the Student Loan Debtors’ Prisons™, the USDA added coal as a fifth food group. And while everyone was up in arms over the new $50 bills featuring a picture of Ted Nugent taking a dump on the AIDS quilt, I see none of you even...

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