An Updated Look at Trump’s Leaked “To Oppose” List
Nov05

An Updated Look at Trump’s Leaked “To Oppose” List

1. Democrats 2. Republicans 3. Politicians 4. The Swamp 5. POWs 6. Disabled people 7. John McCain specifically  8. Hispanics 9. African Americans 10. Any other brown people I forgot 11. Muslims 12. Refugees 13. Muslim refugees 14. Hillary 15. Women 16. Other Clintons 17. Gold Star parents 18. Protesters (female and/or black) 19. NFL players 20. NFL owners 21. NFL refs 22. John McCain again 23. Bob Corker (?) 24. Gold Star spouses 25....

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With Everything That’s Happening Right Now, I’d Like to Announce I’m Selling Diet Pills!
Aug16

With Everything That’s Happening Right Now, I’d Like to Announce I’m Selling Diet Pills!

Hey Errybody! LOL! What’s up all my Facebook amigos? You doing good? You’re about to be doing better! I’m going to make this the best time of your life by offering you something that will make you forget every bad thing happening right now – even the life-threatening ones! How? I’m now a registered representative to sell all-natural diet pills, and I’m offering you a life-changing opportunity! These things are amazing. I’ve been...

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My Valentine’s Day Memory of a Forbidden Love
Feb14

My Valentine’s Day Memory of a Forbidden Love

It was Valentine’s Day of my nineteenth year. I had admired her from afar for most of my life. I had fantasized long enough. Now was the time to act. Having taken a year off from school to clear my head, I knew that next Valentine’s Day I would be away at college—away from her. This was my one opportunity to show her how I truly felt. Her husband was away at work. His job took him a couple of towns over, and he never got home before...

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A Rap/Hip-Hop Compilation Recorded for the Trump Inauguration
Dec30

A Rap/Hip-Hop Compilation Recorded for the Trump Inauguration

Through some deep sources within President-elect Donald Trump’s transition team, we have uncovered a track list of rap/hip-hop songs re-recorded (“All tremendously legal,” we were assured) for Trump’s upcoming inauguration in January: 1. “F*ck Tha Police Because You Appreciate the Work They Do” – N.W.A. 2. “De-Regulate” – Warren G 3. “Flynn and Juice” – Snoop Dogg 4....

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There Are Plenty of Things We Can All Come Together to Hate
Nov28

There Are Plenty of Things We Can All Come Together to Hate

America is divided. The election is over, and people are fighting in the streets, at work, on social media, at home. Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama have all stepped forward to ask the American people to unite – to join together for the betterment of the country. The problem is that there is just so much hate and anger out there. It seems impossible at this point, so, to start small, we just need to find the...

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