Olympic Events for the Rest of Us
Feb19

Olympic Events for the Rest of Us

Millions of people around the world enjoy marveling at athletes at the top of their game, giving peak performances in a variety of sports in the Winter Olympics. But most of us can never even dream of winning gold medals in events like ice skating, snowboarding, and curling (okay, maybe curling). What if there were Olympic events for the rest of us? Ordinary folks might then be able to take home the gold, silver, or bronze in things...

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An Inside Look at Disney’s ‘Frozen 3: Slightly Thawed’
Jun29

An Inside Look at Disney’s ‘Frozen 3: Slightly Thawed’

Disney recently announced that Frozen 2, the sequel to the hit animated film Frozen, will be released in 2019. But there’s another Frozen sequel to be made – one that occurs in the not-too-distant future, when the Kingdom of Arendelle has been affected by global warming. It’s called Frozen 3: Slightly Thawed. Frozen 3: Slightly Thawed opens with Princess Elsa of Arendelle discovering her cryokinetic powers have evolved. Now, her...

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TRUMP TRANSITION TEAM MEMORANDUM FOR HEADS OF DEPARTMENTS AND AGENCIES
Dec03

TRUMP TRANSITION TEAM MEMORANDUM FOR HEADS OF DEPARTMENTS AND AGENCIES

(Note: Memo is written entirely in crayon) From: Donald Trump Subject: Implementation Status This memorandum serves as a reminder for all agencies that I am now in charge. That’s right, me. Not Barack Obama. ME. And believe me, I can very easily say “You’re fired.” First things first: I need all of you newbies to complete a background check and make sure you have your credentials issued. You’ll also be outfitted with a tracking device...

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