5 Essential Valentine’s Day Don’ts
Feb11

5 Essential Valentine’s Day Don’ts

It’s that time of year again, Grifter fanatics. We’re officially just a few days away from everyone’s favorite, anxiety-riddled holiday: Valentine’s Day! Last year, the Grift was a little too busy grinding it out to give you girls and boys any tips on how to have an ecstasy-filled lovefest. And this year, I’ve already seen plenty of articles talking about the best places to go, what to eat, etc. It is all very mundane. I’ve decided...

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The Future of Sex
Oct22

The Future of Sex

The Grift-O-Maniacs (what I’m now calling my fan club) love asking Jake the questions they wouldn’t dare utter in public. I get so much mail from the base that I’m not sure I’ll ever have time to come up with some original content. Oh well. I got a question from a Maniac recently that was too good not to answer. I was asked, “Jake, in the future, what will sex be like?” Well, dear Maniac, the answer may be even better than you can...

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Summer’s Winding Down, But the Pleasure’s Just Beginning
Aug21

Summer’s Winding Down, But the Pleasure’s Just Beginning

Summer always goes by way too fast. Before you know it, you’ve only participated in three to four beach orgies and the days are getting shorter. Soon enough, skin won’t be in, and there will be at least one extra layer to peel off of your partner. Don’t worry, though, because ol’ Grifter here has a sex tip for every remaining day of summer! Try these sex acts out, and remember: hydration is key.   8/21: Humans with penises: Put...

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Have You Ever Been Bored?
Jul24

Have You Ever Been Bored?

A question I’m asked often by my beloved(s) is, “Jake, what do I do if my significant other and I are getting a little bored of each other in the bedroom?” The first time I heard this question, I must admit, I was thrown for quite the loop. The Griftmeister keeps his partners happy and taken care of, so the idea of boring your fellow traveler, or travelers, while you make your way to the dreamland known as Pleasuretown is a new one....

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Help, Jake! My Significant Other Might Be Cheating on Me
Jun18

Help, Jake! My Significant Other Might Be Cheating on Me

I get a lot of mail. Besides the marriage proposals and demands for what amounts to a bone sesh with yours truly, there is one type of letter I receive all the time. Over and over, I’m asked the same question: “What do I do if I think my significant other is cheating on me?” Well, I’ll give you the good news. You aren’t paranoid. If you’re to the point of thinking that your SO is cheating on you, they probably are. No need to go...

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