Tidal Power (That’s Calling From Inside the House!) It’s saving you a ton, but your house is terribly flooded. Also your basement is now inhabited by some sort of lagoon creature (probably the one who got a hold of the phone)! A Barrel of Flex Fuel Under a White Sheet With Two Eye Holes Cut Out Why it donned this spooky regalia is unclear. As if the very notion of this bastard Frankenstein born of two fuels wasn’t terrifying enough! Sewer Clowns on Treadmills The only thing these bloodthirsty clowns enjoy more than murder is the chase. Simply dangle a…
Author: David Henne & Dan Young
David Henne & Dan Young
David Henne is a long-time contributor to McSweeney's and Splitsider. He lives and works in Long Island, New York. He's the one in the green jacket. Queens resident Dan Young long ago abandoned his dreams to pursue a career in reality television. By the time he realized his error, Dan's dreams had been taken in by a kind Long Island family. Maybe it's better this way.