Author: D. Andrew Price

D. Andrew Price likes telling stories about robots and friendship. You can see him piss away four years of film school at youtube.com/pregnantville.

1. Ho ho ho! It’s that most wonderful time of the year again when everyone breaks out the eggnog and mistletoe, crams presents under the tree, and decks their houses out to the nines with garish decorations. Well, except for this piece of human garbage. 2. Ohhh, yeah. Sure. You can keep your lawn immaculate and green during one of the worst droughts in recent history, but you can’t spend thirty minutes throwing up a couple strands of icicle lights? Your house is so nice that you have a two-car garage, and then a separate single car garage (we’re assuming…

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