There’s No Way This Shooting Could Have Been Prevented, Even Though I Personally Raffled Away the Gun That Was Used
Feb21

There’s No Way This Shooting Could Have Been Prevented, Even Though I Personally Raffled Away the Gun That Was Used

As the Republican congressional candidate from Kansas, I am truly devastated and shocked by this most recent mass shooting, which happened right here in my home state of Kansas. It’s a tragedy – a heinous act committed by a lone psychopath which clearly raises issues about mental health in our society. However, we must remember: there’s just no way this tragedy could have been prevented, even though the exact assault rifle used...

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Introducing Lady Doritos, Woman-Chips to Eat With Your Woman-Mouth!
Feb07

Introducing Lady Doritos, Woman-Chips to Eat With Your Woman-Mouth!

Are you a woman-lady with female-style sexy parts who also definitely HATES all that loud, shameful crunching noises that go along with eating regular ole’ MAN Doritos? Is your lady-jaw not strong enough to eat corn chips made specifically for the powerful mouths of men? Is your lack of facial hair and inability to open pickle jars ruining your ability to find the perfect junk food? Womp, womp. Well, worry no more, Female Target...

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