Signs Your Kids Are Too Old to Believe in Santa
Dec14

Signs Your Kids Are Too Old to Believe in Santa

1. Refuse to stop giggling anytime someone mentions Santa coming down a chimney. 2. Offered to give the mall Santa a lap dance. 3. Instead of leaving milk and cookies they want to leave Santa a vape pen and a Four Loko. 4. Mrs. Claus now equals MILF. 5. Told a young cousin that the roadkill they just passed was Rudolph. 6. Asked whether Santa’s Naughty List is backed up on on tape or hard drive. 7. They’ve tried to snort colored...

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The North American Field Guide to Spotting the Elusive Mike Pence
Jun06

The North American Field Guide to Spotting the Elusive Mike Pence

Hello avid, politically-savvy naturalists! We’ve been receiving lots of requests for how to spot the increasingly rare Mike Pence. The “Pencer” is an erratic, barely evolved creature to be sure and if you haven’t seen it, well, you’re not alone. While there was once a time you could easily spot one, currently, you’re going to have to be a lot more persistent. To help familiarize you with this creature, please read this short...

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The Top 9 New Side Hustles for 2017
Apr23

The Top 9 New Side Hustles for 2017

Water Safety Specialist: This exciting side hustle will have you single-handedly rebuilding a city’s crumbling water infrastructure so your tap water doesn’t kill anyone in the house. Set your own hours and earn a steady stream of drinkable water. Advertising Watchdog: If you love spending time on Breitbart, mingling with reprehensible, opinion-based reporting and shaking with rage, you’ll dig this gig. You’ll take screenshots of...

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