13 Less Popular Fall Candle Scents You Need to Try This Year
Sep22

13 Less Popular Fall Candle Scents You Need to Try This Year

So you waited too long and all the best autumnal candle scents have been picked clean off the shelves. That’s okay! There are plenty of other candle scents vying for your attention. After all, fall is chock full of wonderful, engaging (and sometimes necessary because other scents have been copyrighted and you’d be surprised how litigious other candle companies can be) smells that have been captured in candle form, such as:...

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Hurtful Things My Boyfriend (The Secondhand Store Clothing Buyer) Said During Our Break-Up
Feb10

Hurtful Things My Boyfriend (The Secondhand Store Clothing Buyer) Said During Our Break-Up

“Unfortunately, I do have to pass on all of you at this time.” “You are not a size that’s in demand.” “This isn’t the right season.” “You’re perfectly nice, I’m just supersupersuper picky right now.” “You just look a little too well-loved.” “Frankly, you look a little pilled.” “It seems like you’re coming a bit unraveled.” “I’m looking for more current models right now.” “You are...

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Unlikely Future Pop Culture Events the McConaissance Sets in Motion By 2020
Oct23

Unlikely Future Pop Culture Events the McConaissance Sets in Motion By 2020

Last year, Matthew McConaughey mounted a career resurgence no one saw coming. They called it the McConnaissance. Little did he know it would set off a chain reaction of more cultural renaissances, each more incredible than the last. The RENTaissance – Everyone’s favorite ’90s musical picks up 20 years later with the suburban sequel no one predicted. The Finaissance – Shark Week repents its sensational ways and gets...

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9 Fall Centerpieces That Will Make Your Mother Uncomfortable
Sep17

9 Fall Centerpieces That Will Make Your Mother Uncomfortable

1. “Oh, no…oh, dear. Let’s maybe try to cover up this bulge with some raffia ribbon.”   2.”Why am I wearing gloves, Todd? Because that pumpkin looks like it needs a Valtrex, that’s why.”   3. “There’s nothing WRONG with them. I never said that. It just wasn’t what I was expecting you to bring home.”   4. “No, Todd, I don’t think it would be funny to write “gourdy hole” under it. Now get...

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