You know him as a spiritual healer, a martial arts master, an international movie star, a seven-handicap golfer, a Michelin star-rated chef and a legitimate police officer. Now meet Steven Seagal: life coach. Steven’s new program works like this: Say you want to be a better person, so you hire Seagal’s services. A few days later you drop your empty Capri Sun in a park. Seagal jumps out from behind a tree, slaps you in the face and mentions the garbage can around the corner. You laugh. The pony-tailed guru squints. You receive a frontal snap kick that sends you…
Author: Ben Bliss
Ben Bliss
If there’s one thing to know about Ben, it’s that he really loves tacos. And his favorite thing to do is surf. And he lives in Brooklyn. And he loves dogs, especially his dog. And he’s a professional advertising writer, and amateur real-life writer, who really appreciates you reading this and other things he writes.