This post was originally published by our buds at The Belladonna. A list in honor of our pals at Robot Butt throwing us a Baseball Week-themed curved ball Rule # 1: You do not talk about baseball. Rule #2: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT BASEBALL. Rule #3: Each player takes turns doing the landscaping on the field in between games to foster a sense of respect for the AstroTurf. Each player also sleeps with a tiny square of the turf on the pillow next to them. Rule #4: There is no crying in baseball, unless it is a side-effect of anabolic…
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The Belladonna is a new comedy and satire site by women, for everyone. The co-founders and editors, Carrie Wittmer, Fiona Taylor, Caitlin Kunkel and Brooke Preston, do not watch baseball because…just no. They still love you, America.