Author: Alex Helbach

Alex is an illustrator and animator based in Chicago. You can follow him on Twitter at @ahelbach.

Even the most daring stuntmen have a fear or two, and today, our own Pizza Knievel is about to face his. That’s right – he’s going to attempt a jump over the most heinous villain of all time: BROCCOLI. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPHWi9h2qPU

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We’ve already seen Pizza Knievel jump some pretty miraculous things, including the entire solar system. But his latest jump might just take the cake. After all, Bigfoot couldn’t possibly exist…could he? See for yourself below and maybe, just maybe, you’ll become a believer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OVu1EuiRn8

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It’s the middle of the week, which means the weekend is in sight. But you need a little pick-me-up to get you over the hump and on the fast track towards a Friday night of partying. The only problem is that some bozo in the office never refilled the coffee pot after taking the last cup. Rather than wait to make a new pot, you want to explode in a fit of rage, find the offender and give him an epic and justified beatdown – but wait! Pizza Knievel has you covered! Related articles Pizza Knievel Destroys Monday Once and for…

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You’ve seen Pizza Knievel take Mondays to task. Now, he’s setting his sights on something…out of this world. That’s right, our cheesy, crusted and fearless daredevil is about to jump not just Earth, but the entire solar system. It’s about time someone finally put the rest of the smug-ass galaxy in its place. Related articles Pizza Knievel Destroys Monday Once and for All The Pizza Apps We Have (Apparently) Been Waiting For We Should Probably See The Pizza Underground in December Not Even Nostalgia Could Ruin Pizza Prepare Yourself for Pizza Week

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The world is unified in its disdain for Mondays, but throughout history, there has been nothing we could do to stop it. Until now. Pizza Knievel, our resident maniac daredevil, has finally decided to put an end to this day’s terrible reign over the world, obliterating anybody’s ability to ever “have a case of the Mondays” ever again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_TmBxif6po

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