Can You Get the Property Brothers the Fuck Out of My House?
Aug22

Can You Get the Property Brothers the Fuck Out of My House?

Dear HGTV, Look, I agreed to be on the Property Brothers’ show Property Brothers because my wife goes fucking apeshit for those guys and I couldn’t tell her no. So Jonathan and Drew Scott found a house and fixed that shit right up for us. I’ll admit they did one hell of a job. This place is dope as fuck and I feel like a goddamn king when I come home. But it’s been three months since they finished shooting, and it is high time for the...

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Sex Tip: Touch His Dick to Make Him Go WILD in Bed
Apr19

Sex Tip: Touch His Dick to Make Him Go WILD in Bed

Get ready to send your man into hyperdrive! Whether you’re rewarding him for doing something around the house or simply want to spice things up, we’ve got a bold new move that will drive him out of his mind with lust and make him go certifiably insane with pleasure. “If you really want to violently catapult him over the edge of sexual intoxication, try touching his dick,” says Dr. Carol Coseta, a sex therapist in New York City. “We’re...

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