End of 2017 Self Check-In Quiz
Dec31

End of 2017 Self Check-In Quiz

Hooray! It’s finally time to ring in the new year! As you’re planning for 2018, now’s a great time to do some self-reflection; to get where you’re going, you need to know where you’re at. Take the quiz below to gain insight into your post-2017 emotional state, then use what you learn to set meaningful goals for the new year! (1) On a scale of 1-10, rate your anxiety regarding the following: Workplace interactions. 1 2 3 4...

Read More
Cute Diseases to Catch on the Subway That Scream ‘New Year, New Me!’
Dec31

Cute Diseases to Catch on the Subway That Scream ‘New Year, New Me!’

It’s that time of year again. It’s the time when we reflect on the past year, and make resolutions for the year ahead. So why not ruin your holiday season? The halls are decked, the trees are trimmed, and if you touch the pole on the subway, you are going to be bedridden for a week. Here are some of this season’s hottest diseases that’ll have you wishing you were dead. Norovirus Aka the common stomach virus. What better way to ring in...

Read More
Mall Santas Return to Pasture for Next 11 Months
Dec29

Mall Santas Return to Pasture for Next 11 Months

As the holiday season comes to a close, a yearly tradition returns to the Midwestern United States: The return migration of mall Santas. Each Thanksgiving, these plump, jolly creatures descend on shopping areas nationwide to brighten the days of children everywhere and listen to Christmas wishes. Early each January, they return from whence they came to begin beefing up for the next season. “It takes a lot out of you,” said Terry...

Read More
100 Words or Less: On ‘The Last Jedi’
Dec29

100 Words or Less: On ‘The Last Jedi’

The Last Jedi is the newest installment in the extremely popular Ruined My Childhood franchise, the $8 billion global phenomenon that has elicited countless tears, howls of rage, and burned Chewbacca T-shirts from a myriad of fans since 1977. The Ruined My Childhood franchise was created by George Lucas, who originally conceived it to sully the memory of beloved Flash Gordon serials, before recognizing the value in tarnishing the...

Read More
Life Directions From Your Self-Righteous GPS
Dec29

Life Directions From Your Self-Righteous GPS

We’re taking 6th Avenue. Despite usual traffic, you will arrive at your destination by 4 p.m. Okay, let’s go! In a quarter mile, turn left onto 6th Avenue, then turn left. Pothole reported ahead. Caution. Driving over potholes can lead to extensive damage to your automobile. Best not to make the same mistake twice. That was a joke. Ha. Ha. Should I start spending hundreds of dollars on improv classes like you did? Turn left. Continue...

Read More
Page 1 of 1112345...10...Last »