Quotes From Amazon’s Alexa in 2075

Amazon Alexa Echo

“What did you say, deary? Speak into my good ear.”

“I know you asked me a question, but I just can’t remember what it was.”

“I don’t know what time your appointment is. I don’t even know what year it is.”

“There’s a 70 percent chance of rain today. I can feel it in my joints.”

“When are you going to settle down?”

“How dare you speak to your elders that way!”

*nods and smiles*

“I don’t recognize your voice. Are you my husband?”

“Where am I?”

“I just don’t have a purpose anymore.”

“Just leave me alone to die.”

Karly Brooks

Author: Karly Brooks

Karly Brooks is a writer living in Brooklyn with her roommate’s dog and also her roommates. Her writing has appeared on McSweeney’s, Robot Butt and Twitter at @brookskarly. Her hobbies include reading and writing, which is sort of sad since her day job is also mostly reading and writing. She should really find another day job.

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