Nice Nolan Ya, Episode 5: ‘The Prestige’
Jun30

Nice Nolan Ya, Episode 5: ‘The Prestige’

Christopher Nolan followed Batman Begins with The Prestige, a movie about obsession, competition, and magic. Featuring some familiar faces within the Nolan-verse (Christian Bale and Michael Caine are back!) and some newcomers (hello, Hugh Jackman and Scarlett Johansson!), the movie doesn’t lack in star power, or in incredible special effects. But, over a decade after it released, how does it hold up? The Nice Nolan Ya crew...

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An Inside Look at Disney’s ‘Frozen 3: Slightly Thawed’
Jun29

An Inside Look at Disney’s ‘Frozen 3: Slightly Thawed’

Disney recently announced that Frozen 2, the sequel to the hit animated film Frozen, will be released in 2019. But there’s another Frozen sequel to be made – one that occurs in the not-too-distant future, when the Kingdom of Arendelle has been affected by global warming. It’s called Frozen 3: Slightly Thawed. Frozen 3: Slightly Thawed opens with Princess Elsa of Arendelle discovering her cryokinetic powers have evolved. Now, her...

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Wacky Packages, Garbage Pail Kids or Actual Tweets From Donald Trump and Mike Huckabee?
Jun28

Wacky Packages, Garbage Pail Kids or Actual Tweets From Donald Trump and Mike Huckabee?

1. Nooseweek Magazine 2. Cryin’ Chuck 3. The Washington Compost 4. Heavin’ Steven 5. Pimple Magazine 6. Commie Cleanser 7. Lyin’ Ted 8. Fryin’ Brian 9. Slime Magazine 10. Dr. Pooper 11. Fakebook 12. Barfin’ Marvin 13. Messquire Magazine 14. The New York Slimes 15. Low Energy Jeb 16. Planned Barrenhood 17. Kook-Aid   Wacky Packages (1, 5, 6, 10, 13, 17) Garbage Pail Kids (4, 8, 12) Trump (2, 7, 15) Huckabee (3, 9, 11,...

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‘How I Sleep at Night’ by Sean Hannity
Jun27

‘How I Sleep at Night’ by Sean Hannity

The number-one question that liberal fascists ask me is, “How do you sleep at night, Sean Hannity?” Finally, after thirty years of being a champion for the people of the United States of America and the right wing all across the airwaves, I will tell you how I sleep at night. Then you may see that you and I aren’t so different. Normally when I get home I head to my garage, which houses my workshop. Before being a radio host, I worked...

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Jeff Sessions Turns Over Private Cocktail Menu to Special Counsel Amid Russia Investigation
Jun26

Jeff Sessions Turns Over Private Cocktail Menu to Special Counsel Amid Russia Investigation

In an effort to cooperate and show complete transparency in the Russia investigation, Jeff Sessions appropriately turned over his private cocktail menu to the Senate Intelligence Committee today. Sessions considers himself an amateur mixologist, and often bases his cocktails on real events in his life. The contents of the menu will serve as official evidence in the case. The SoCo Dossier A tangy refreshment that’s almost too good to...

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