7 Times Washington Nationals Mascot Screech Got Caught Gawking At a Big Ol’ Pair of Titties

Screech Shocked

“Humina humina humina humina.”

 

Nationals Screech

“Let’s go Nats! Let’s go Nats! Let’s go Na-holy shit.”

 

Screech Nationals Mascot

“It’s like they’re looking directly into my soul.”

 

Screech Mascot

“I would throw it all away – my wife, kids, job, house – for five minutes alone with those honkers.”

 

Screech Amazed

“Well those are just too big.”

 

Screech RG3

“You see Robert, baseball’s all just math: Spin rates, trajectories, velocity, wind drag, friction, and concentric circles on them titties right there.”

 

Screech Brad

“Those are some mammoth, objectively terrifying bazongas!”

 

 




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