It’s March, and you know what that means: IT’S TOURNEY TIME , BABY. This year, we’ve got the tournament to end all tournaments. We’ve somehow narrowed a field of hundreds, possibly thousands, of people down to just 64 and throughout this month we will finally have the answer to a question we’ve all been asking:
Who is the most soulless person to associate with President Donald Trump?
The tournament is divided into four regions: White House, Congress, Family/Trump Organization, and Assorted Deplorables. Each region is absolutely loaded with potential powerhouse picks, so it’s going to be a brutally close fight all the way to the championship. No path is safe, and you can be sure to expect some bigly upsets.
Want to get in on the fun? Print off your bracket (you can use the image above or this PDF), fill it out and tweet us a picture of it using the #TrumpMadness hashtag. Then follow the matchups on Twitter all this month and vote to see who moves on (if you check our Twitter now, you’ll get a head start on the White House region).
The best overall bracket will win a special prize (sorry, it won’t be impeachment)!