The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Assorted Deplorables Region
Mar29

The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Assorted Deplorables Region

In the Assorted Deplorables region of the Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump tournament, we have a true cavalcade of monsters to consider. You could make a reasonable case for any of these people to win the region, and we had to leave off dozens of others who would have been worthy as well. Who will stand alone among the rest when it’s all said and done? Second & Third Round Results We’ve seen in this...

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I Put ‘Looking for Partner in Crime’ on My Dating Profile Because I Want to Rob Banks
Mar28

I Put ‘Looking for Partner in Crime’ on My Dating Profile Because I Want to Rob Banks

Look, I didn’t want to write this think piece. One, because I hate writing. And two, I’m the notorious bank robber Mikey “Shooty Shooty Kill Dead” Bedard, and writing this article really compromises the whole staying-out-of-jail thing. Apparently, some of you ladies out there on Tinder are confused about that second part because when I put “looking for a partner in crime” on my dating profile, I just get a bunch of random messages...

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The Test of Time: A Random Sunday ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ Comic Strip
Mar27

The Test of Time: A Random Sunday ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ Comic Strip

Calvin and Hobbes is the stuff of legend. It’s widely viewed as one of the greatest comic strips of all time and the books (which are just collections of strips) have sold over 45 million copies. For comparison, the 58 Curious George books have sold 27 million copies in their history. In short, Calvin and Hobbes is beloved. But does it hold up? The strip was written between 1985 and 1995, at which point Bill Watterson decided he...

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8 Obsolete Technologies My Rich Roommate Trent Swears Are Making a Comeback
Mar26

8 Obsolete Technologies My Rich Roommate Trent Swears Are Making a Comeback

Since the vinyl resurgence of the early 2000’s, people have been curious to see which obsolete technology would become cool again, so I sat down with my rich roommate Trent, a man who always has his finger on the pulse of what is hip because he has the money to buy whatever he wants. Here is his list: Eight-Tracks Look Trent, not every archaic music format is going to be vinyl. Eight-tracks were discontinued because they...

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The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Family/Trump Org. Region
Mar23

The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Family/Trump Org. Region

In the Family/Trump Org. region of the Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump tournament, it’s hard to see it going anywhere else but a matchup between Trump’s children. There are so many of them, and each one is unsettling in a unique, horrifying way. But don’t count out Trump’s team of lawyers, lackeys and confidants! Update: Second Round Results To be honest, I thought Melania Trump would go...

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