EVANSTON, Ill. – Reports confirm that after exploring several options like ‘Fuck You Sally,’ ‘Fuck You Billy’ and ‘Fuck You James,’…
Month: February 2017
MADISON, Wis. – Recalling that she had left them by the microwave this time, 15-year-old Rebecca Halderman told reporters Friday that…
GAINESVILLE, Fla. – The American Society of Wetland Scientists released its annual industry report this week, revealing that hundreds of field…
“Punxsutawney Phil has seen his shadow!” I read on my phone, a miniature super computer capable of presenting data from…
Adolf Hitler made, oh, somewhere around 650,000 mistakes during World War II, but one of the most ridiculous ones is…
If football Sundays are sacred in America, the Super Bowl is the sporting world’s Easter. It’s one of the few…