President Trump Demands Further Funding for Race War Effort
Feb28

President Trump Demands Further Funding for Race War Effort

WASHINGTON – In his first official address to Congress since assuming the presidency, Donald Trump called for a sizeble increase in funds for America’s ongoing race war, making good on numerous campaign promises. “It’s a quagmire, folks,” the president said. “And you can’t stop halfway – gotta see it through. I’ve seen, believe me, you don’t know how bad it is. Chicago? You kidding me? We need the money, people. Need it....

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Nation That Shrugged Off Schoolroom Massacre Also Fine With Throwing Children Under Bus
Feb28

Nation That Shrugged Off Schoolroom Massacre Also Fine With Throwing Children Under Bus

Just one election cycle after a U.S.-born white man used a semi-automatic firearm to murder twenty young schoolchildren in Newport, Connecticut and half the country responded with a solid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, a new set of policies and regulations promise to threaten the health and safety of our nation’s youth. House Republican Thomas Massie (R-KY) introduced the “Safe Students Act” to the House floor on January 3rd. If passed,...

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Bill Paxton Was the King of Rewatchable Movies
Feb27

Bill Paxton Was the King of Rewatchable Movies

You know that feeling when you’re sitting on the couch, flipping through the channels on a Saturday afternoon/early evening with nowhere to be, and you come across a movie on cable that makes you think, “YEAH BABY, THIS IS THE ONE. MY NIGHT IS READY”? You’ve seen that movie hundreds, maybe thousands, of times, but it doesn’t matter. Every time it comes on, no matter what part it’s on, you’re...

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Oscars’ ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ Bit With Carrie Fisher Goes Horribly Awry
Feb27
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A Mustachioed Jon Hamm is Posing for Stock Photos These Days
Feb27

A Mustachioed Jon Hamm is Posing for Stock Photos These Days

Look at that picture. LOOK AT IT. There is no way you can say that that’s not Jon Hamm fiddling with a thermostat in a stock photo. I know he’s been bouncing around a bit lately, most recently filming a series of commercials for H&R Block, but this apparent dive into modeling for stock photography has largely gone unreported and, until now, unnoticed. But there Jon Hamm is, as plain as day, sporting a mustache and...

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