1. Ho ho ho! It’s that most wonderful time of the year again when everyone breaks out the eggnog and…
Month: December 2016
President-elect Donald Trump’s transition is a daily carnival of horrors, but every now and then, something wonderfully silly slips through the…
WATERBURY, Conn. – After divorcing her longtime partner Jose Nunes, Elizabeth Gilbert recently announced that she has penned a follow-up to…
MEDFORD, Ore. – Reaffirming their commitment to chastity, teenagers Samantha Gray and Colin Reingold told reporters Tuesday that they had made…
THE NORTH POLE – Santa’s Workshop released its updated Christmas list request figures this week, and the report was highlighted by…
Mr. Potter: I’m foreclosing on you, George. Nothing personal, except I hated your father and it gives me a nasty…
Are you looking at your Christmas (that’s right, Christmas – we WON the war) tree this year and thinking, “My…
PHOENIX – Hoping to take the canine-human relationship to a higher plane of codependence, an area man is employing the power…
NEW YORK CITY – Vice President-elect Mike Pence was in for an unpleasant surprise last weekend when, in an effort to…