Hillary Clinton Realizes During Acceptance Speech She Left Staffer’s Testicles in Vice
Jul30

Hillary Clinton Realizes During Acceptance Speech She Left Staffer’s Testicles in Vice

PHILADELPHIA – Pausing for more than ten seconds in the middle of her acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention, presidential nominee Hillary Clinton suddenly realized she had left an insubordinate staffer’s testicles locked in a vice before continuing with her remarks. “Oh fuck,” Clinton could be seen mouthing to herself, as reported by astute lip readers in the audience. “If someone...

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Hillary Clinton Revels in Slideshow of Vanquished Enemies Prior to Acceptance Speech
Jul29
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Wow! This Philly Cheesesteak Has a LOT to Say About Immigrants But is Shy on Camera
Jul29
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It Only Took Us Eight Years to Not Talk About Michelle Obama’s Appearance
Jul28

It Only Took Us Eight Years to Not Talk About Michelle Obama’s Appearance

On Monday, July 25, 2016, Michelle Obama addressed the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia, and by Tuesday many Americans were talking about it. Extraordinarily for us, however, is that this wasn’t the standard FLOTUS fuss about how she looked. Instead the internet was abuzz about her words. And more specifically, the message that she delivered from those words. Alert: Progress ahead! It was in 2008 that most of the country...

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John Hinckley Demoralized at State of Republican Party
Jul27

John Hinckley Demoralized at State of Republican Party

WASHINGTON – Following news of would-be Reagan assassin John Hinckley Jr.’s pending release from a psychiatric hospital, the Associated Press received a statement from Hinckley reading in part, “I’m glad to finally be fit for society, but this is the society I get? Jesus, what did you guys do?” Hinckley’s letter detailed that he’s only been able to follow the news “sporadically,” but that he couldn’t believe real estate magnate...

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