United Kingdom Already Spotted With Younger, Sexier Union

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LONDON – Shortly after this morning’s controversial Brexit vote for the United Kingdom to leave the European Union, photographs began to surface of Her Majesty’s sovereign land with another, sexier union. The age and legitimacy of these photos cannot yet be determined.

With an overwhelming amount of “Leave” votes coming from the elderly demographic, some are saying this is no surprise. Wales resident Noah Hughes claims he first knew changes were coming in 2012. “I noticed the United Kingdom really taking care of itself, getting much more chatty with anyone and everyone. And Jaguar began selling a lot more convertibles. It’s all so obvious now.”

In light of the EU fees the UK will now be saving, political pundits are speculating this new union may just be after the UK’s large stockpile of cash.



Robot Butt News Corp.

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