100 Words or Less: On Muhammad Ali

Muhammad Ali vs Floyd Patterson Boxing

Muhammad Ali passed away Friday at the age of 74. Ali was widely considered the greatest boxer of all time, and was known for his ability to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, which was due to a rare genetic mutation that also gave him the ability to shed like a Corgi and piss like a race horse. Scientists have yet to recreate the conditions that led to Ali. Mike Tyson represents the closest they have come; however, Tyson was only able to bite like a hyena.

 

 




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