Muhammad Ali passed away Friday at the age of 74. Ali was widely considered the greatest boxer of all time, and was known for his ability to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, which was due to a rare genetic mutation that also gave him the ability to shed like a Corgi and piss like a race horse. Scientists have yet to recreate the conditions that led to Ali. Mike Tyson represents the closest they have come; however, Tyson was only able to bite like a hyena.
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