Though Jeb! Bush dropped out of the GOP race last weekend, his super PAC reportedly still has $24.4 million left over. What to do with all this money? It sure could buy a ton of ice cream for Jeb! to eat away his bad feelings. He’s probably pretty sad right now. Or maybe it can buy a really nice participation trophy that says “Hey buddy, you did your best.”
That much money would also buy a lot of lap dances. And no one has ever left a strip club sad. That’s it – super PAC, take Jeb! to the strip club now!