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Gary and His Whiskey

“This is my fight song, get back my wife song…” freshly divorced Gary sang to himself between shots of whiskey, choking back the onslaught of tears in his new one-bedroom apartment, desperate to steel his shattered psyche and take his mind off his ex-wife and the Valentine’s Day date she was surely on with her new boyfriend Todd, whom the children already refer to as ‘Dad.’



Steve DiMatteo

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