Punxsutawney Phil Forecasts Nuclear Winter

Punxsutawney Phil Nuclear Winter

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. – Amid North Korea’s nuclear posturing, Iran’s unpredictability and ongoing U.S.-Russian tensions, Punxsutawney Phil – the world’s most lovable forecasting groundhog – foresaw this morning a nuclear winter that shall last until long after most of humanity has ceased to exist.

The news brings plenty of disappointment to once-hopeful Americans, as Punxsutawney Phil is known for his expert accuracy, having also forecasted the Red Summer race riots of 1919 and the bloody Arab Spring in 2011.

 

 




Robot Butt News Corp.

Author: Robot Butt News Corp.

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