Mom Wishes House Had Been Cleaner Before Burglary

Mom Burglar

GLENDALE, Ariz. – Saying she had never been so embarrassed in her life, local mother Donna Neufeld announced Thursday that she couldn’t believe a burglar had seen her family’s house in a such a shockingly messy state.

“This is absolutely humiliating,” said Neufeld. “He must have seen the stack of dirty dishes when he took the blender, and that huge pile of laundry by the TV he stole must have really grossed him out.”

Realizing the police would be coming by shortly, Nuefeld frantically grabbed a bottle of Windex from under the kitchen sink and started cleaning the windows.

Slinking away from the crime scene, the burglar admitted that he did feel bad about wearing his muddy shoes in the house.



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