Microwave Likes to Be Opened a Little Early


CHICAGO – Whether it’s popping up some popcorn or warming leftovers, a small kitchen microwave says it loves to be opened a few seconds before its timer goes off.

“I guess I just like the attention,” the microwave said. “But it’s nice to know that someone cares enough to keep track of what I’m up to. It gives me a nice warm feeling inside every time.”

The microwave also added that it liked not having to nag anyone with a bunch of beeping.



Robot Butt News Corp.

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