Welcome to Future Week!

The Future

A wise man once said, “The future is unknown.”

That man was me, and it was just now.

What do we really know about the future, though? What kind of secrets can we unlock about it? What meanings are hidden in there for us to find before they’re even revealed to us? The answer is, of course, none. We’re talking about the future here, stupid. No one knows what’s going to happen tomorrow.

The only thing we really know about the future is that it’s terrifying and hopeless and we should all be constantly afraid of it. So what reason is there to keep sleepwalking through society as we are now when our collective future is so bleak? Why don’t we go out there and do something fun like start a riot? With such a painful, pointless path in front of us, we deserve to enjoy ourselves for a little while.

However, between the looting and destruction, between the terrorizing of everyone around you, be sure to take a break and check out all of the great future-related content we’ll have for you on the site this week.

Now get out there and destroy some property! And when that shop owner begs you to stop because you’re destroying everything they have and what they’ve worked so hard to build, make sure to tell ’em Robot Butt sent you!



Steve DiMatteo

Author: Steve DiMatteo

Steve is an editor for Robot Butt. You can follow him on Twitter @steve_dimatteo.

Share This Post On