ANN ARBOR, Mich. – Though the school year has just started, the Greenfield High School drama club has already met all the goals for its first fundraiser of the year!
The school’s famous Big Bake Sale and Cakewalk Extravaganza went off without a hitch and the kids were extra excited to help out this year when they found out the proceeds were going to buy a new fuck couch for the drama club.
“When I found out they were raising money to replace the couch in the prop loft that we all have sex on, I signed up to help right away,” said drama club vice president and high school senior Alexis Craig. “The old one was getting super ratty and stained and was really super gross after what Joey did to it during Fiddler on the Roof rehearsals last year.”
The old couch, a ’90s-era Bridgewater sofa, will be donated to the Goodwill on 7th and Main and will be replaced with a new Lawson-style couch provided at a discount by John Peterson of Peterson Furniture and Interiors.
“I remember being in drama back in high school,” Peterson said. “All we had back then was a couple of bean bag chairs to fuck on and an old wooden stool for getting BJs. It’s a privilege for me to finally be in a place in my life where I can give back to the community like this.”