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Nothing.

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5. Anticipation for the next stage of your life as a Kim Kardashian expert

Do not ask why the world cares so much about Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian or any other members of the Kardashain/Jenner family. That is not a thought that should cross your mind. If you do think such a thing, keep it to yourself. It is not a thought you should be spreading. You are but a vessel for unlimited Kardashian knowledge to pass through, and it goes against everything God intended for you to question it.

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This is all the Kim Kardashian information we can give you right now. Come back next week for Part II of our coverage and to continue your journey.

 

 




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