20 Great Ways to Spend Your Leap Second
Jun30

20 Great Ways to Spend Your Leap Second

At 8 p.m. ET tonight, we will be experiencing an exciting leap into the future! That’s right, in order to properly align Earth’s rotation with the atomic clock, we will be leaping forward a second in time into a world of limitless possibilities. So to get the most out of your leap second, we have provided you with 20 of the best ways to spend it. You can: 1. Engage in an extra lovemaking session with your wife. 2. Count...

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Report: Low-Five the New High-Five
Jun30

Report: Low-Five the New High-Five

CLEVELAND, Ohio – Describing it as a paradigm shift in hand-slap-based human communication, researchers at Case Western Reserve University announced today that all cultural evidence indicates that low-fives have replaced high-fives as the preferred greeting among jubilant family members, friends, teammates and coworkers. Some have expressed concern, however, that by going down low, society may soon run the risk of being too...

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Attention Single Losers: Japanese Women are Fawning Over an Attractive Gorilla
Jun30

Attention Single Losers: Japanese Women are Fawning Over an Attractive Gorilla

Do you have constant fears that you’ll never be able to find someone? That you’re just destined to be alone forever because, when you think about it, how could anyone really fall in love with someone like you? Afraid that you’ll never have anything to offer? Well listen up, all of you hopeless single men out there. I’m here to tell you that your intuition was right – you’re probably going to die...

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A Week of Beating Up Gotham: ‘Batman: Arkham Knight,’ Part 2
Jun29

A Week of Beating Up Gotham: ‘Batman: Arkham Knight,’ Part 2

The rain was coming down hard. Hard enough to wake me from my sleep. And in those first few moments, I was genuinely unsure if the rain was real or if it was simply the downpour in Gotham that was still buzzing in my head. Staying up until four in the morning gliding through the skyline will do that, I guess. So as not to bury the lede, I’ll just start by saying this: I’m loving Batman: Arkham Knight. There are some issues, but...

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9 Things You Should Know About Amsterdam
Jun29

9 Things You Should Know About Amsterdam

When someone says Amsterdam, you probably think of two things: Cheese and street-side urinals. Or if you’re a disgusting heathen who is doomed to rot in the fiery depths of hell for all of eternity, you might think of marijuana and prostitution. Whichever the case may be, I aim here to explain a little bit about what goes on in the city of a thousand legal-ish vices. Here are nine things you should know about Amsterdam: 1) This...

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