Hey, You Know What Would Be Cool?

Man at Urinal

Time for you to get yours, you jerk.

If you followed a guy you really, really hated – just a guy who has been a huge, terrible asshole to you – into the bathroom, without him seeing you, of course, and waited for him to start peeing at the urinal, only to grab him by the shoulders in the middle of it and viciously throw him to the ground.

The benefits of doing this are many-pronged:

  • You will get the appropriate vengeance for being wronged
  • The guy would be very shocked, embarrassed and eventually furious
  • He’d get pee all over whatever douche clothes he was wearing
  • He might even smash his dick when he falls on the ground
  • He couldn’t do anything about it without first tucking his penis back into his pants, which gives you ample time to escape

A guy is never more helpless than when he is peeing at a urinal. For as long as a man is urinating, he’s bound to stand there at the mercy of those around him. And if he pissed off the wrong person, he could easily find himself on the disgusting floor of a sports arena bathroom near the end of the fourth quarter.

That would be really cool.



Steve DiMatteo

Author: Steve DiMatteo

Steve is an editor for Robot Butt. You can follow him on Twitter @steve_dimatteo.

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