12 Things Kyle Korver Would Definitely Run Away From

Kyle Korver

In Game 1 of the NBA’s Eastern Conference Finals on Wednesday Night, the Atlanta Hawks’ Kyle Korver had the opportunity to make a huge stop late in the fourth quarter, as his team was desperately trying to make a comeback. As the Cleveland Cavaliers’ LeBron James made his move to the middle of the lane for a thunderous, Earth-shattering dunk, only Korver could possibly stop him. He could take the charge and really fire up the home crowd. He could poke the ball away and lead a fast break that would put the Hawks within two points. Hell, he could even maybe possibly block the shot somehow.

He had the chance to be a hero.

None of those things happened. Instead, Korver went the other way like he was a glitch in a video game.

Here, you can watch it happen from a billion different angles:

And now, after witnessing that kind of display, it’s obvious there are so many other things in life that Kyle Korver would run away from. Here are 12 of them:

1. His past demons

2. Unpaid parking tickets

3. An ex he sees walking down the street, even though she definitely saw him

4. A coat hanging on a mop that, in the corner of a dark room, looks like a pretty scary monster

5. His vegetables

6. A spider in the shower, or even a small clump of hair that looks like a spider

7. Various degrees of loud noises

8. Aggressive mall kiosk salespeople

9. Big dogs

10. His responsibilities and chores

11. Home when thingsĀ get tough

12. The truth

 

 




Steve DiMatteo

Author: Steve DiMatteo

Steve is an editor for Robot Butt. You can follow him on Twitter @steve_dimatteo.

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