The 10 Richest Billionaires Under 5

Baby Businessman

1. Brandon’s got a take-charge attitude when it comes to Legos. He also has a trust fund worth 516 full dinosaur skeletons.

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2. Muriel here could buy and sell your ass 200,000 times!

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3. Just think, little Miles will one day be part of a worldwide financial conspiracy you can neither comprehend nor destroy.

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4. Tomiko’s learning her numbers, ABC’s and, slowly but surely, that poor people don’t work hard enough.

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5. Uh oh, Kevin looks upset. I bet that $19.3 billion will help!

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6. Ronald’s just having fun right now but in twenty years he’ll be eyeing up southeast Asia for its viable sweatshop infrastructure.

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7. Don’t think Madison is above using offshore bank accounts and tax havens. She’s not!

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8. Katie’s gonna hold the controlling interest in ExxonMobil any day now.

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9. Brian will later recreate this picture in adulthood, swapping out the balls with pure Colombian cocaine.

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10. The Buffett brothers are coming for your pension.

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