How You Found Robot Butt: February 2015 Edition

Man Excited at Computer

Suffice it to say, things are getting really weird around here these days. As I continue to examine the search terms that people use to eventually find themselves at Robot Butt, I am noticing that the terms themselves are becoming more and more…deranged.

Just take a look at some of the search terms that brought people to Robot Butt in the past month (Note: none of the terms have been altered, including spelling):

  • is taylor swift a robot
  • batman’s penis
  • frankenberry
  • angela merkel butt
  • china big butt
  • brad pitt robot
  • sell my soul to the devil forever
  • super model armpit
  • king kong defecating
  • fart in jeans
  • is it ok to kiss your cousin
  • is it weird to kiss your cousin
  • is it weird to like your cousin
  • is it right to kiss your cousin
  • how to get your cousin to make out with you
  • how do you make your cousin want to kiss you when your 10
  • have you ever pooped your pants
  • kissing her butt
  • i was holding his penis
  • taco bell’s secret recipe for new products
  • little known batman facts
  • how miranda kerr take out her bum hair

Ever since our first cousin-related searches back in December, Robot Butt has now apparently become a haven for those going through some serious mental anguish in regards to their confused feelings about family members. Most disturbing is that someone searched “how do you make your cousin want to kiss you when your 10” and then somehow got to this site. When I was ten years old, I pretty much only cared about Pokémon. This poor soul already has some pretty heavy and disturbing stuff on his/her mind.

I also wish I could answer whether or not Taylor Swift and Brad Pitt are robots, but the jury’s still out on that one and I’ve yet to see any compelling evidence to help either case. I can at least provide some insight into Taco Bell’s secret recipe for new products.

And more than anything, this exercise is a way for me to see the ways in which we’ve failed as a website to bring our audience the content it demands. So, starting now, expect daily comics of King Kong defecating, thousands of pictures of Angela Merkel’s butt and exposés on how Miranda Kerr takes out her bum hair.


Steve DiMatteo

Author: Steve DiMatteo

Steve is an editor for Robot Butt. You can follow him on Twitter @steve_dimatteo.

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