I Could Definitely Score a Basket in An NBA Game
Jan30

I Could Definitely Score a Basket in An NBA Game

More than any other sport, when I watch basketball, I’m always able to convince myself that I could score in an actual professional game. No special rules, no free unabated shots with no one trying to defend me. Just letting me suit up with a team and stepping onto the court like any other NBA player. I could do it. I think it’s because the game of basketball is so simple in its design. Your objective is the simplest of...

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Video Game Speed Runner Unable to Outrun Personal Demons
Jan30

Video Game Speed Runner Unable to Outrun Personal Demons

WASHINGTON – Local video game speed runner Matt “RunFastNotSlow69” Shackles set a new world record for the fastest completion of Earthbound for SNES Tuesday night, but was unable to shake the personal demons that have plagued him for most of the 26 years he has been alive. “It was a dream come true, breaking the Earthbound world record, but I’m still unable to shake the memory of seeing my mom and the mailman going at it...

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Play All the Games You Want With My Heart
Jan30

Play All the Games You Want With My Heart

If the Backstreet Boys had their way, no games would be played with regards to love or relationships. If you’re like me, though, you know that is absolute trash. Games can be the sexiest and spiciest part of any tango, so here are my top five all-time sexiest games to play with your partner: Role play as your favorite character! I like to dress up as Link and go adventuring for hours and hours until I’m too tired to please my Zelda. A...

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The 8 Weirdest Prop Bets of Super Bowl XLIX
Jan30

The 8 Weirdest Prop Bets of Super Bowl XLIX

The only thing better than simply watching the Super Bowl is doing so with tons of money riding on it! And when it comes to gambling on the Super Bowl, there is no shortage of fun and bizarre prop bets to choose from. With that in mind, here are eight of the weirdest ones for Super Bowl XLIX: 1. Will Idina Menzel forgo singing the National Anthem to try an original patriotic ballad that she wrote? Yes +400 (4/1) No -600 (1/6) 2. How...

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15 New Gaming Acronyms You Need to Know
Jan29

15 New Gaming Acronyms You Need to Know

NOOB No Outside/Out of Bounds POOP Please Obliterate the Other Party BUTTS Be UpTight To Score BONER Bring Only Noobs and Earn Rewards LMAO Leave Me Alone, Oglethorp TACO Treat Allies respeCtfully, Ok? CORNBREAD Continuously Obliterate Records, Never Backdown or Retreat Even After Death   SEX Shoot Everything eXceptme WEINER WE Initiate Nice Energetic Runs MOIST More Of Intense Scoring Time! YOUR MOM You Oughta Undo Requiring Me...

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