Police Officer Gets Away With Murder on Cyber Monday Deals

Cop gets away with murder

NEW YORK CITY – Late Monday night, Officer Dylan Costaneda couldn’t believe his eyes as he clicked on his Best Buy shopping cart – a Samsung 32” HDTV for only $199.99.

“It’s the kind that plays your Netflix and Hulu too!” Officer Costaneda told sources. “Honestly, I feel kind of bad. Like I’m getting away with something.”

Fresh off an uneventful shift, Costaneda expected most of the Cyber Monday deals to be expired or sold out. Much to his surprise, Best Buy’s online retailer provided the premium 1080p LED television for an affordable price. Officer Costaneda also made off scot-free to the surprise of everyone with a set of Beats by Dr. Dre earbud headphones and Noah on Blu-Ray/DVD/Digital Edition.



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