Cat Delights in Bacchanalian Feast

Fat Cat

OAK BROOK, Ill. – Thanksgiving still isn’t over for one large and lovable fluff ball. Charles the cat of the Morrison household is gearing up for a feast that can’t be beat, consisting of Thanksgiving leftovers no longer fit for human consumption.

Waddling over to his food bowl, Charles dove in with gusto. Assuring himself that he deserved to cheat on his diet for the holidays, Charles, like a young Bacchus, gave himself over to the meat orgy.

With the gravy flowing like wine, and the pile of leftover stuffing reaching as high towards the heavens as Mount Olympus, it was a meal that would go down in cat history.

Finally sated on the mortal ecstasies of fridge-fresh turkey, Charles the cat licked his paws clean and made his way into the living room.

 

 




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