At What Point Did “Anaconda” Make Your Ears Bleed?

Man in Immense Pain

“WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US, GOD?!”

After listening to the entirety of Taylor Swift’s 1989 on repeat for the past week (every single song is a powerhouse, by the way), it only further cements the fact that Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” is a colossal piece of shit. What a garbage song. This thing is an offensive assault to all of our senses and should be outlawed, especially since it has caused the ears of so many listeners to profusely bleed without warning.

And, worst of all, “Anaconda” completely defecates all over one of the most fun songs of all time. If you’re going to sample “Baby Got Back,” please, do so with some respect.

Experience the carnage for yourself:

Now, in the name of research, we ask you: When did “Anaconda” first make your ears bleed?

When Did You Realize "Anaconda" Was Making Your Ears Bleed?

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