Godzilla Turned 60 Years Old. How He Celebrated Will Shock You.

Actually, no it won’t. Godzilla rose from the ocean and trampled all over Tokyo for a while, much to the terrified chagrin of the city’s residents. But then he defeated King Ghidorah by ripping off its wings and punting it into oblivion, so everything was deemed pretty square.

After that, the King of the Monsters roared defiantly and slowly traipsed back to the sea, where he would rest until called upon to defend humanity once again.

He just did it all in a festive party hat.

Godzilla Birthday

On this day, Godzilla would vanquish his enemies with a little more pep. (Shea Stanley)

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