“Bigger & Blacker Black Friday” Deteriorates Into Madness
Nov29

“Bigger & Blacker Black Friday” Deteriorates Into Madness

Salt Lake City, UT –The situation continues to deteriorate in the locked-in Walmart, as rioters have formed factions and begun warring among themselves for control of the store and power over the prices. The tribes have been formed based on the five patches customers received upon entering the store, each bearing a distinctive image that have become crests for the opposing groups. The five images are the Walmart Smiley Face, a...

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Chaos Surrounding Walmart’s “Bigger & Blacker Black Friday” Increases
Nov28

Chaos Surrounding Walmart’s “Bigger & Blacker Black Friday” Increases

Salt Lake City, UT – Starting at midnight Thursday, a local Walmart decided to open its doors for a Black Friday lock-in until December 6, but due to said lock-in, the only means of communication between the inside of the store and the outside world has been a flashlight shone through a window in a crude form of Morse code. “I love it! It’s like having my best friends and family all in the same place, and they’re not allowed to...

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Happy Holidays From Your Friends at Robot Butt
Nov28

Happy Holidays From Your Friends at Robot Butt

More jokes, at no extra...

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How to Successfully Cover Up a Thanksgiving Fart
Nov27

How to Successfully Cover Up a Thanksgiving Fart

It’s Thanksgiving, which means you’re going to be in some pretty close quarters with a lot of family members. And with all the food and alcohol flowing this time of year, you, like any human, will be susceptible to unavoidable farts. But you don’t have to worry yourself into oblivion that people will find out what you did. Here are some ways to successfully cover up that fart of yours: Constantly hover around the...

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Empty Nest Mom Now Dog Pack Leader
Nov27

Empty Nest Mom Now Dog Pack Leader

CLEVELAND – Arriving at home for Thanksgiving, recent college grad and youngest child of single mom Diana Mitchell, James Mitchell was surprised to find that his mother had transitioned from a working mother to some sort of pack leader for three large dogs. Walking in the door, James was excited to see his mom and then head to his grandmother’s for a large Thanksgiving dinner. But instead of walking in to a flurry of hugs...

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