This is what happens when you let dangerous minds operate without regulation of any kind. The animals at Papa John’s have introduced the Fritos Chili Pizza, a monstrosity that includes beef, chili sauce, Roma tomatoes and onions, topped with cheddar and mozzarella cheese. But the real madness is that the pizza is finished off with a layer of Fritos corn chips.
That’s right – some sad employee at your area Papa John’s is forced to dump an entire bag of Fritos onto a beef pizza, which means:
A) The employee will have to weep for humanity on a daily basis.
B) The employee will love every minute of it because he/she is likely stoned, then make his/her own beef-chili pizza with a bag of Funyuns.
Look, we all let Little Caesar’s move forward with the pretzel pizza. But as history has shown, allowing evil even the slightest window of opportunity leads to massive despair. Which is how we’ve come to the Fritos Chili Pizza; we have no one to blame but ourselves.
There’s no telling where this rabbit hole will go, but it doesn’t look good. There’s nothing left to do now but go home, hug our families and pray.