Geek War: Found-Footage Films
Oct31

Geek War: Found-Footage Films

Geek War is a semi-regular dueling column between Tim Gaydos and Linton Lewis, where they argue over pop culture with varying degrees of intensity. For the last decade and a half, the found-footage genre has become one of the most visible forms of horror for the movie-going public. It skyrocketed after its use in the indie film The Blair Witch Project to become a mainstream mainstay in films like the Paranormal Activity series (four...

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The Monsters at Papa John’s Have Finally Gone Too Far
Oct31

The Monsters at Papa John’s Have Finally Gone Too Far

This is what happens when you let dangerous minds operate without regulation of any kind. The animals at Papa John’s have introduced the Fritos Chili Pizza, a monstrosity that includes beef, chili sauce, Roma tomatoes and onions, topped with cheddar and mozzarella cheese. But the real madness is that the pizza is finished off with a layer of Fritos corn chips. That’s right – some sad employee at your area Papa...

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The Zombie Apocalypse Shouldn’t Mean an End to Your Sex Life
Oct31

The Zombie Apocalypse Shouldn’t Mean an End to Your Sex Life

Let’s say you and your mate find yourself in a much-dreaded post-apocalyptic situation, zombies are everywhere, and each day is another fight for survival. At some point simply surviving is going to get boring. You’re going to need to find something to, well let’s say, “stimulate” yourself with. Lucky for you, your world is absolutely crawling with some of the wildest, kinkiest toys you will ever find use for. Safety First: Knock...

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Romanian Town in Shambles as Count Neglects Administrative Duties
Oct31

Romanian Town in Shambles as Count Neglects Administrative Duties

It’s a beautiful sunny autumn day in the Bârgău Mountains, but underneath that handsome façade lurks an insidious sickness, a sickness that is draining the very lifeblood of this small Romanian village. For the last five months, the nobleman charged with administration of this county, Count Dracula, has neglected his duties. According to locals, the first sign of trouble was when the Count had an English lawyer over, then the next day...

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Things You Should Know About: ‘Little Otik’
Oct31

Things You Should Know About: ‘Little Otik’

Here’s the deal: Monsters come in many forms. From vampires to aliens to clowns to amorphous blobs to giant rabbits, horror films have featured just about every creature imaginable slicing and/or dicing teenagers and others. And since horror films have been made for over a century, and every year there are more horror films released than possibly any other genre, it becomes exponentially difficult to shock or surprise a horror...

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