A Serious Talk About Your Screensaver
Aug29

A Serious Talk About Your Screensaver

Hi, Craig? Hey, if you have a minute, I was just hoping I could talk to you. No, it’s not about the staff meeting being moved, I figured everyone got the email. No, I’m not skipping today – that would be irresponsible. It’s something different. I’m serious, it’s not about the meeting, stop laughing. No one is going to think that joke would be funny. Look, Craig, it’s about your computer. Some...

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Shine On, You Crazy Diamond, or, Some of Us Are Too Good for this World (Rex Forsight Obituary)
Aug29

Shine On, You Crazy Diamond, or, Some of Us Are Too Good for this World (Rex Forsight Obituary)

A part of the “What’s Up With Stuff?” series. A few weeks ago, the higher-ups at Robot Butt, in their infinite wisdom, decided to send my grandfather on a mission. Where he was going was a question that he could not answer, even at the behest of his family. He couldn’t even tell us how long he’d be gone. Well, friends, it saddens me to say that as he was waiting for a connecting flight to get to his first undisclosed...

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Belly Button Galaxy
Aug28

Belly Button Galaxy

When two old friends get into a spaghetti argument, things quickly expand into a threatening celestial adventure. More jokes, at no extra...

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Look, We All Knew Pizza Week Had to End Eventually
Aug28

Look, We All Knew Pizza Week Had to End Eventually

Well everybody, we had a good run, but like all magical things in life, Pizza Week I had to come to an end. – What’s that? No, no one promised that Pizza Week would last forever. I mean, it’s specifically in the title that it would last a week, and we still went over that. Anyway, thank you for making it a success! From poetry to pizza fashion to pizza’s ultimate, Icarus-esque assault on the universe, we hope...

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Pizza Cannibalism
Aug28

Pizza Cannibalism

As a society, the most we’ve ever been able to agree on is the fact that pizza is the greatest food ever invented. But what does pizza think about itself?     More jokes, at no extra...

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