100 Words or Less: On the Plotting of Cats

Cat Looking Out Window

Humans will be the cause of their own extinction for many reasons.

But the most egregious one might be our desire to bring cats into our homes.

The way they sit and stare out windows, or right at you, pensive…plotting…for hours on end…you can see their minds working to figure you out all the time. Always looking for a weakness and a way to exploit it. And we embrace it with open arms.

These are nature’s greatest beasts, designed to be the ultimate vicious killers, and we willingly sleep next to them. We deserve to go extinct someday.



Steve DiMatteo

Author: Steve DiMatteo

Steve is an editor for Robot Butt. You can follow him on Twitter @steve_dimatteo.

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